The Chronicles of Neilan

Judge John Neilan

Welcome to “The Chronicles of Neilan” – our handy guide to the oft-hilarious proceedings at the local Court House. Well they are not all funny, but if you’re an observer they can seem to be that way.

Since late 2008, we have been further blessed with the return of Judge John Neilan, nationally internationally renowned for his verbal outbursts and his zero-tolerance policy. Judge Neilan brings colour and flourish to his bench, although this may not be always appreciated by those around him.

An equal opportunity jurist, Gardaí (Police), Court Officers, Clerks, Solicitors and defendants can expect to be berated – no one is immune or too-insignificant when his court sits.

Judge Neilan says…

“You are only encouraging people to assault you by what you have done here today.” – To a woman who withdrew a complaint of assault against a man.

“Why should this court be put to the expense of bringing interpreters to the court? They have plenty of money.” – May 2005 on the court paying for interpreters.

“In making this statement, the minister suggests that for all of my 22 years as a judge I was making orders which were unlawful and unconstitutional. He seeks to portray in his statement, which he insists on repeating, that I have little or no knowledge of the law or the constitution.” – On Michael McDowell’s reaction to his intention to jail drunk drivers November 2004.

“The majority of shopping centres in this District Court area will be putting a ban of access to coloured people if this type of behaviour does not stop.” – February 2003 on two non-nationals charged with shoplifting. He later apologised.

Although incomplete and lacking in detail, herein lie “The Chronicles of Neilan“….

Athlone Court House